Vocabulary Words .. March 31st

Subpoena (noun / verb) a written order to a person to attend a court

fey (adj) giving an impression of vague worldliness

venerable (adj) worshipful

uncouth (adjective) the lack of good manners in a person's behavior

sundry (adj) various

begrudge (verb) to envy something(somebody)

elucidate ( verb) to clear something up, explain it

acquiescence (verb) accept something reluctantly but without protest

succinct (adj) explain briefly

facade (noun) visage, mask

Headlines #4 && 5 .. --[Romeo and Juliet]--> .. =]

Act IV


Scene I - The Friar's deathly plan

Scene II - Wedding between Juliet and the county one day earlier!

Scene III - Juliet takes the poison

Scene IV - The final wedding preperations

Scene V - The Capulet's daughter fell


Act V

Scene I - Romeo just acts too rash. Again

Scene II - The misery goes on...

Scene III - Romeo slains Paris, Romeo and Juliet die. The feud finally ends!

Wedding Vows --[Romeo && Juliet]--> .. =]

Friar Laurence: You came here to pledge your love for each other before God.

So Romeo, tell me, will you take Juliet as your wife? Will you put the ring on her finger? One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them?

Romeo: Ehrm.... Well... You know... I don't know if...

Server: Psst! Holy Friar. It is the wrong book again. You're reading out of The Lord of the Rings...

Friar Laurence: I do wha... No I... Oh shoot. 

Romeo:  It is alright. It can happen. And don't you think the Lord of the Rings is a legit book too, babe?

Juliet: Well... Let me think of it.... No.

Romeo: Babe! What's wrong? Why are you so upset? Is it because of the book?

Juliet: What's wrong... What's wrong... I tell you what's wrong you stupid marriage impostor! You hesitated! Don't you want to be married with me forever and always? Don't you want to follow me into the endless, unknown darkness of our infinite love for each other? 

Romeo: Babe, you...

Juliet: AND DON'T CALL ME BABE BEFORE WE'RE MARRIED!

Romeo: Geez! Okay, you know I love you. And I will always do. Even if I die, my heart will be yours.

Juliet: Let's play Jeopardy.

Romeo: See, I told y... WHAT?

Juliet: I said let's play Jeopardy. Do you have peas in your ears or what?

Romeo: But... But... Why?

Juliet: I Don't know. I don't feel like doing this. It is way too boring. Let's play Jeopardy.

Romeo: But Ju...

Juliet: I am a very kind person that is really close to me. You would give everything for me and you will love me forever. I was the first person you have ever loved.

Romeo and Friar: Ehrm...

Juliet: ANSWER MARRIAGE IMPOSTOR!

Romeo: Oh... ehr... wait for it.. Wait for... I don't know.

Juliet: YOU DON'T KNOW? How?

Romeo: I am so... OH! I know it. It is so obvious!

Juliet: I knew you will find out that it is myse...

Romeo: My Mom!

Juliet: Exac.... Wait... Romeo why are you such a jerk?

Romeo: What? You call me a jerk? I...

Friar: Guys, could you please shut up? I get paid for this and I don't have the whole day. So come on. 

Romeo: But...

Friar: I'm gonna kick you in your face.

Romeo: And? 

Friar: I'm gonna break your crayons.

Romeo: WHAT? You take that back!

Friar: Just answer with yes and everything will be fine.

Romeo: No broken crayons?

Friar: No broken crayons. So Romeo. Do you want to take Juliet as your wife and love and honor her until death will seperate you?

Romeo: Yes I do.

Friar: Do you choose her over your friends and will you do anything she wants you to do? Even if you would rather do something else?

Romeo: Well... I...

Friar: Crayons.

Romeo: YES!

Friar: Will you slain Tybalt because he slains your best friend? Will you choose your friend over your kinsmen?

Romeo: Why on earth shall I slain Tybalt? And Mercutio is not even dead.

Friar: Dude, it's a foreshadow.

Romeo: What's a foreshadow?

Friar: Never mind... Just put this stupid ring on her finger and get out of here.

Romeo: Isn't that a little...

Friar: Crayons.

Romeo: Okay, okay... Stop threaten me, dude... 

Friar: And now, that you put the ring on her finger, you can kiss the wife.... Guys... Guys, seriously you don't have to make out on the churchfloor... Guys... Whatever I am out of here...

And so the Friar left the married couple making out on the churchfloor. 

The End :D

Headlines #3 .. --[Romeo and Juliet]--> .. =]

Scene I - Another Street fight in Verona! The consequences were fatal!

Scene II - And again the nurse beats around the bush.

Scene III - Nurse and Friar are planning wedding night

Scene IV - Paris gets to marry Juliet

Scene V - Juliet struggles against polygamy.

Outline --[Romeo and Juliet]--> .. =]

Exposition: The play starts with a street fight in Verona between the Capulets and the Montagues. Then the prince

Inciting Event: Romeo compares himself to a boat and decides to go to the Capulets Party

Rising Action: Romeo and Juliet meet, fall in love and kiss at the party.
Romeo goes again to the Capulets orchard, Juliet asks him if he wants to marry her, Romeo agrees and goes to Friar Laurence to make wedding plans, who agrees to marry them to end the families' feud.

Climax: After Romeo and Juliet get married Romeo, Mercutio and Benvolio meet Tybalt and some other Capulets on the street. Tybalt stabs Mercutio, Romeo stabs Tybalt, both die. The prince shows up and banishes Romeo out of Verona.

Falling Action: Romeo hides in Friar Laurence's cell. The nurse and Friar Laurence make Romeo go have a night with Juliet, but he has to leave before the sun rises.
Romeo leaves in the morning, Juliet is forced to marry Paris.  Polygamy FTW!

January 25th--[Vocab Words]--> =]

unwieldy (adjective)
It was unwieldy for him to tell the truth.

variable (adjective / noun)
They had a great problem with figuring out the variables for their computer program.

January 25th--[Vocab Words]--> =]

Lamentable (adjective)
The results was lamentable. Cora's grammar is lamentable.

Kinsmen (noun)
Tom Sawyer was going to Arkansas to visit his kinsmen.