Headlines #4 && 5 .. --[Romeo and Juliet]--> .. =]

Act IV


Scene I - The Friar's deathly plan

Scene II - Wedding between Juliet and the county one day earlier!

Scene III - Juliet takes the poison

Scene IV - The final wedding preperations

Scene V - The Capulet's daughter fell


Act V

Scene I - Romeo just acts too rash. Again

Scene II - The misery goes on...

Scene III - Romeo slains Paris, Romeo and Juliet die. The feud finally ends!

Wedding Vows --[Romeo && Juliet]--> .. =]

Friar Laurence: You came here to pledge your love for each other before God.

So Romeo, tell me, will you take Juliet as your wife? Will you put the ring on her finger? One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them?

Romeo: Ehrm.... Well... You know... I don't know if...

Server: Psst! Holy Friar. It is the wrong book again. You're reading out of The Lord of the Rings...

Friar Laurence: I do wha... No I... Oh shoot. 

Romeo:  It is alright. It can happen. And don't you think the Lord of the Rings is a legit book too, babe?

Juliet: Well... Let me think of it.... No.

Romeo: Babe! What's wrong? Why are you so upset? Is it because of the book?

Juliet: What's wrong... What's wrong... I tell you what's wrong you stupid marriage impostor! You hesitated! Don't you want to be married with me forever and always? Don't you want to follow me into the endless, unknown darkness of our infinite love for each other? 

Romeo: Babe, you...

Juliet: AND DON'T CALL ME BABE BEFORE WE'RE MARRIED!

Romeo: Geez! Okay, you know I love you. And I will always do. Even if I die, my heart will be yours.

Juliet: Let's play Jeopardy.

Romeo: See, I told y... WHAT?

Juliet: I said let's play Jeopardy. Do you have peas in your ears or what?

Romeo: But... But... Why?

Juliet: I Don't know. I don't feel like doing this. It is way too boring. Let's play Jeopardy.

Romeo: But Ju...

Juliet: I am a very kind person that is really close to me. You would give everything for me and you will love me forever. I was the first person you have ever loved.

Romeo and Friar: Ehrm...

Juliet: ANSWER MARRIAGE IMPOSTOR!

Romeo: Oh... ehr... wait for it.. Wait for... I don't know.

Juliet: YOU DON'T KNOW? How?

Romeo: I am so... OH! I know it. It is so obvious!

Juliet: I knew you will find out that it is myse...

Romeo: My Mom!

Juliet: Exac.... Wait... Romeo why are you such a jerk?

Romeo: What? You call me a jerk? I...

Friar: Guys, could you please shut up? I get paid for this and I don't have the whole day. So come on. 

Romeo: But...

Friar: I'm gonna kick you in your face.

Romeo: And? 

Friar: I'm gonna break your crayons.

Romeo: WHAT? You take that back!

Friar: Just answer with yes and everything will be fine.

Romeo: No broken crayons?

Friar: No broken crayons. So Romeo. Do you want to take Juliet as your wife and love and honor her until death will seperate you?

Romeo: Yes I do.

Friar: Do you choose her over your friends and will you do anything she wants you to do? Even if you would rather do something else?

Romeo: Well... I...

Friar: Crayons.

Romeo: YES!

Friar: Will you slain Tybalt because he slains your best friend? Will you choose your friend over your kinsmen?

Romeo: Why on earth shall I slain Tybalt? And Mercutio is not even dead.

Friar: Dude, it's a foreshadow.

Romeo: What's a foreshadow?

Friar: Never mind... Just put this stupid ring on her finger and get out of here.

Romeo: Isn't that a little...

Friar: Crayons.

Romeo: Okay, okay... Stop threaten me, dude... 

Friar: And now, that you put the ring on her finger, you can kiss the wife.... Guys... Guys, seriously you don't have to make out on the churchfloor... Guys... Whatever I am out of here...

And so the Friar left the married couple making out on the churchfloor. 

The End :D